Portrait

everyone needs a little more humor in their life :)

“when one door closes, another one opens”

imagine how annoying it would be if that were true

you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open

your cat escapes

you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches

(Source: nuditea, via the-age-of-princesses)

church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?
mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
me: MANNERS.
mom: Don't talk to me like-
me: MANNERS.
mom: ~sets glass of water on table~ Watch your-
me: THAT
mom: what
me: IS
mom: are you
me: MAHOGANY